This weeks pressing question comes from one of our youngest fans, 13 year old Anthony Strobl in Watchetka, WI
Anthony writes:
“Hi Chris!
A lot of kids in school are taking these things called steroids to be better at sports. It looks like it is working for them. They all are really cool and always get all the girls. My question is:
Can steroids make my dad come back?“
Excellent question Anthony, follow the click for the pressing answer!
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October 27th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
with steriods, anythings possible. you can make anyone do anything you want. you want your dad back? juice. then track him down, and say “my name is sue! how do you do?! You’re gonna die!!” thats what you tell him. then thank him for the gravel in your gut, the spit in your eye, and your perfectly formed deltiods. but be weary when using needles, anthony, they can be costy. a cost saving tip: share with a homeless heroin hoisting hooker hoose hiding her h.i.v. history… they love alliteration. finally, tony, go fuck yourself. sounds like youre no good with the ladies anyhow.