This weeks pressing question comes from Hanji Yamamoto in Tokyo, Japan…
Hanji writes,
“Dear War Heroes,
What makes a Ninja a Ninja?“
Excellent question Hanji, click here to find the pressing answer!
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October 20th, 2007 at 11:11 am
well first off, you have to be one with the force. avoid negitave emotions like anger, hate, and lust. get some training from some goblin on degaba, construct your own light saber, and… im sorry, did you say ninja? hows this? first rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club. same rule applies for 16 of the next 19 rules. having learned these rules, the force, and a steady sensation of… look, im gonna shoot you straight. i tried to research this question, but i couldnt find any ninjas to interview. they tend to blend into their enviornment… their like waldo, only instead of a bright striped shirt, they’re that treelimb over there, or a rock, or a lamppost, or your uncle… YOU NEVER KNOW! just to be on the safe side, shoot the next person you suspect of ninjadness, if they are indeed a ninja, like you say, they will catch that bullet with their teeth. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!