what are you into? whats your sport? your leisure? excuse me? hiking?  like walking around in the woods and shit? thats not a sport!  real tough to dodge those trees at 1.5 mph.  hiking.  psssh.  thats not a sport, thats a means of getting to a specific destination in the woods, or no specific destination what so ever.  why cant you just say im gonna go walk around in that forrest over on yonder mountain for an hour or so?  wanna come?  watch out for bears.  dont get that when you hike cross town to the local cvs.  whats that noise?  is that a..?  do you think he sees us?  RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never run from bears.  they are faster than you.  its best to make yourself big and scary, so as to try and intimidate the 400 pound beast.  also dont pluck their pubes, they hate that.

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