Pressing Questions….

chris — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:58:37 +0000

This weeks pressing question comes from one of our youngest fans, 13 year old Anthony Strobl in Watchetka, WI

Anthony writes:

“Hi Chris!

A lot of kids in school are taking these things called steroids to be better at sports. It looks like it is working for them. They all are really cool and always get all the girls. My question is:

Can steroids make my dad come back?“

Excellent question Anthony, follow the click for the pressing answer!

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Pressing Questions….

chris — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:16:36 +0000

This weeks pressing question comes from Hanji Yamamoto in Tokyo, Japan…

Hanji writes,

“Dear War Heroes,

What makes a Ninja a Ninja?“

Excellent question Hanji, click here to find the pressing answer!

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im out of the band

dick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:22:29 +0000

what are you into? whats your sport? your leisure? excuse me? hiking? like walking around in the woods and shit? thats not a sport! real tough to dodge those trees at 1.5 mph. hiking. psssh. thats not a sport, thats a means of getting to a specific destination in the woods, or no specific destination what so ever. why cant you just say im gonna go walk around in that forrest over on yonder mountain for an hour or so? wanna come? watch out for bears. dont get that when you hike cross town to the local cvs. whats that noise? is that a..? do you think he sees us? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never run from bears. they are faster than you. its best to make yourself big and scary, so as to try and intimidate the 400 pound beast. also dont pluck their pubes, they hate that.

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ballsack

dick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:12:56 +0000

i think you should die by yourn own hand

everyone would understand

you wouldnt even need a suicide note

that sad tale, your shitty life wrote

so go outside without a coat

fuck a 2 cent whore with no rubber

lick a body builders lover

pop 10 asprin then pop another

refill your eyedrops with lysterine

your toothpaste with glycerine

cut off your foot and get gangreen

hey my names tammy

wammy

fanny

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umpa lumpas are delicious

dick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:08:18 +0000

if everything is edible here, ill take one of your orange midgets sir… no! wait… better make it two

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ideas for sketches

dick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:07:00 +0000

what about a scene… where a preist…. molests a posessed child?!?!?!?!?!?!

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dudes dont kiss

dick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:59:05 +0000

it just aint natural

fellers gettin too close

god said no

cause that shits gross

ive read all the verses

what the book says i believe

fuck that bitch

it aint adam and steve

butone time i made out with a guy

his lips were so tender he made me cry

thats when i up n moved back to the south

still its ok if they got a pretty mouth

…and i cum so hard with a dick in my ass

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You Know What Doesn’t Suck?

chris — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:35:29 +0000

That women are allowed to vote!

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Finger Men Comics! Comic 14 “Regular Comic”

andrew — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:03:13 +0000

Click to Enlarge!

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Pressing Questions….

chris — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:16:22 +0000

This week’s Pressing Question comes from Shantelle in Birmingham, AL.

Shantelle writes:

“Hey Chris,

Will this kill my baby?“

Excellent Question Shantelle, click here for the pressing answer!

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