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I CAN SPEAK BRAILE!
I think if i could have any superheroes power, i would take Repsychelz’s. Not cause he could chew paper and shit trees, that would hurt. i would want the powers of repsychelz for his ability to turn glass bottles into nickels. that way at the bars, i could just stand by the trash bin full of emptys and yell out, “hey this rounds on me babe” then i would make it rain nickels. Plus i’d get to ride that cool half moose half goose. the gmoose. or mgoose. i cant remember which. come to think of it, i think its a girraffe. ”KEEP THE CHANGE!!!”
Back in the ol’ west, people didn’t really fuck around, and those who did got strung up. It didn’t take much to get them lynch mobs all ryled up and the latest outlaw kickin his feet. And if there wasn’t a lynch mob near by, then a duel would be kickin up directly. Either way, you break the rules, someones gonna die. A cowboys death. Now I’m gonna ask one more time, who the fuck ate my last cheeto?
Re: When does bread cease to be bread and become toast?
When the grains stop fuckin, Hector. When the grains stop fuckin. You see in order for anything to be anything, it has to first be bread. Once it stops breeding, then its toast. Take the dodo for example, they were all too supid, too ugly, or too gay to carry out their own species, and now they are toast. So fuck, Hector. Fuck like there’s no tomorrow, sew your seeds and breed, so little Hector’s and Hectorette’s can carry out the marvel that is Hector.
P.S. This does not apply to hammerhead sharks, who can reproduce asexually, and love tacos. With your name and locale, I’m guessing you like tacos; hence, are probably a shark. In which case, Hector, why aren’t you eating.
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