Posted by: chris in Chris
This weeks pressing question comes from one of our youngest fans, 13 year old Anthony Strobl in Watchetka, WI
Anthony writes:
“Hi Chris!
A lot of kids in school are taking these things called steroids to be better at sports. It looks like it is working for them. They all are really cool and always get all the girls. My question is:
Can steroids make my dad come back?“
Excellent question Anthony, follow the click for the pressing answer!
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This weeks pressing question comes from Hanji Yamamoto in Tokyo, Japan…
Hanji writes,
“Dear War Heroes,
What makes a Ninja a Ninja?“
Excellent question Hanji, click here to find the pressing answer!
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what are you into? whats your sport? your leisure? excuse me? hiking? like walking around in the woods and shit? thats not a sport! real tough to dodge those trees at 1.5 mph. hiking. psssh. thats not a sport, thats a means of getting to a specific destination in the woods, or no specific destination what so ever. why cant you just say im gonna go walk around in that forrest over on yonder mountain for an hour or so? wanna come? watch out for bears. dont get that when you hike cross town to the local cvs. whats that noise? is that a..? do you think he sees us? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never run from bears. they are faster than you. its best to make yourself big and scary, so as to try and intimidate the 400 pound beast. also dont pluck their pubes, they hate that.
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i think you should die by yourn own hand
everyone would understand
you wouldnt even need a suicide note
that sad tale, your shitty life wrote
so go outside without a coat
fuck a 2 cent whore with no rubber
lick a body builders lover
pop 10 asprin then pop another
refill your eyedrops with lysterine
your toothpaste with glycerine
cut off your foot and get gangreen
hey my names tammy
wammy
fanny
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if everything is edible here, ill take one of your orange midgets sir… no! wait… better make it two
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what about a scene… where a preist…. molests a posessed child?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Posted by: dick in Andrew
it just aint natural
fellers gettin too close
god said no
cause that shits gross
ive read all the verses
what the book says i believe
fuck that bitch
it aint adam and steve
butone time i made out with a guy
his lips were so tender he made me cry
thats when i up n moved back to the south
still its ok if they got a pretty mouth
…and i cum so hard with a dick in my ass
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Posted by: chris in Chris
That women are allowed to vote!
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Posted by: chris in Chris
This week’s Pressing Question comes from Shantelle in Birmingham, AL.
Shantelle writes:
“Hey Chris,
Will this kill my baby?“
Excellent Question Shantelle, click here for the pressing answer!
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